FUUUUUU-

[schmevil]

-UUUCK.

I just fell down the stairs while carrying a lightblub, as one does (apparently). Holy Hannah Arendt! I was stunned. Stars! Inability to achieve verticality! Uhn that fucking hurt. Only I could turn falling down the stairs into such a big freaking drama. I did manage to save the lightbulb, though.

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[dorcas-gustine.livejournal.com]

I did manage to save the lightbulb, though.
Now, that is amazing.

Hope everything's still in working order. Except maybe dignity?

[foxhack.livejournal.com]

Did you gain any superpowers? I mean, if it was an accident...

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

LIGHTBULB POWERS!

I wonder what that would entail...

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Dignity? Bruised beyond all recognition. Much like my bum.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Lightbulb powers? Sounds more like some sort of ability to create a force field around objects, but not yourself. =( Hope you didn't hurt yourself too much.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Well, I broke a nail, and my bum hurts like... well, liek whoa, but all will be better in the morn, I assume.

HAHAHAHHAHA

[foxhack.livejournal.com]

Man, I gotta scan these books of mine one of those days.

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[schmevil.livejournal.com]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME?!

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[scottyquick.livejournal.com]

There's this plucky female reporter, you see.

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[foxhack.livejournal.com]

Wow, are you a dude all of a sudden? :D

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[schmevil.livejournal.com]

That is totally a non-gendered lightbulb person.

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[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Or at least not an obviously gendered lightbulb person.

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[foxhack.livejournal.com]

Nope, that's a dude. Um. Sorta.

Actually, now that I've found the author's homepage, and that he's publishing his stuff on a webcomic... guess it's time for me to send him an email and ask for permission to post his stuff on S_D!

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Augh!
There is only ONE THING that can help you after such a tumble; chocolate.

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[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Is that...a lightbulb superhero?

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[foxhack.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes he is.

His name is El Bulbo (The Bulb). 100% Mexican!

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[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

El Bulbo? That's awesome. (Does that actually mean "the bulb/lightbulb in Spanish?)

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[foxhack.livejournal.com]

Yep! I think he was uh, given life by some mad scientist's ray or something. He was the only one out of the batch that turned out good.

The rest... well... one of 'em looks like Hitler.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

The universe has given me permission to indulge!