oo oo, actually I have a coffeeshop/bakery AU WITH superheroes planned!
Ultimate Tony is drunk and surfing the Internet at a coffeeshop/bakery. They try to close, and he whines and then buys the place and pays the staff to stay late. Then he has an argument with the baker about the feasibility of Martini cupcakes, and the baker quits.
MEANWHILE Ultimate Steve successfully breaks out of SHIELD custody and goes on the lam. He sees Tony sticking up a CUPCAKES WANTED notice, and applies for the job, promising a wide variety of cupcakes. Tony is willing to hire the pretty man in the... hospital scrubs? Whatever. Tony passes out on the couch in the break room and Steve applies his superlearning skills to baking.
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Ultimate Tony is drunk and surfing the Internet at a coffeeshop/bakery. They try to close, and he whines and then buys the place and pays the staff to stay late. Then he has an argument with the baker about the feasibility of Martini cupcakes, and the baker quits.
MEANWHILE Ultimate Steve successfully breaks out of SHIELD custody and goes on the lam. He sees Tony sticking up a CUPCAKES WANTED notice, and applies for the job, promising a wide variety of cupcakes. Tony is willing to hire the pretty man in the... hospital scrubs? Whatever. Tony passes out on the couch in the break room and Steve applies his superlearning skills to baking.
Something something stuff.