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"No, I don’t," Rodney said – although, well, he sort of did, except for the just part. "No, no, I.... He’s my friend, we – we like each other." He thought about that for a second, and it sounded...right. "We like each other," he said. John gave him a supremely skeptical look, and Rodney said, "What? Just because we don’t have that much in common at first glance doesn’t mean we – appearances can be deceiving, you know! It’s – we’re – look, it’s like Mr. Fantastic and the Thing, you wouldn’t necessarily know – but they’re really very close! They have years of history, they went to college together!"

"Okay, I know, but– Wait a minute, I thought I was Mr. Fantastic."

"No, no – what? Are you crazy? Reed Richards is a genius, he’s an inventor, he’s a master of alien technology, he’s a fucking physicist! No way in hell are you Mr. Fantastic!"

"Yeah, but...I’m the leader," John said, looking a little wounded.

Rodney relented and patted his shoulder, which changed John’s expression from wounded to don’t touch my shoulder. "The Human Torch can fly," Rodney said consolingly.

"Did not the Thing begin his career as an Air Force test pilot?" Teyla said. They both looked at her blankly. "I have researched your Fantastic Four," she said coolly, crossing her arms. "I see no reason I cannot be Mr. Fantastic, too."

"Oh, now, come on!" John said, throwing his hands up. "We can’t all be Mr. Fantastic!"

Satisfaction, by Hth and Caroline

Why does the Stargate program remain classified? Has this been satisfactorily explained in the show?

Don't the people of earth have a right to know about the alien invasions that seem to happen every week?

And what's with the ( spoilers for um, the last few episodes )

And finally, how the hell is Ronan so damned pretty!?!