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Behind my house, a girl just tripped and broke her ankle, while breaking up with her cokehead boyfriend via cell. The best part? Even after breaking her ankle in in a dark, secluded walkway, she still continued to answer her phone and hurl fresh abuse at her guy. Good thing her drunk friends were available to carry her home.
Oh, and her ringtone? I Kissed A Girl.
Yeah.
Oh, and her ringtone? I Kissed A Girl.
Yeah.

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=Priceless. :P