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schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2008-09-13 03:43 am
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Really bad fanfic, take five thousand...

"The man looked like a sex melting and X figured his brain was leaking out of his head."


...


Like a sex melting, people. A sex. Melting.

I just want to preserve this for posterity.
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[identity profile] kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW. I feel like this story has melted my sex(ual organs, that is, made them permanently inoperable due to lolarious squick).

[identity profile] tammylee.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an honest mistake! If they didn't make Popsicles so phallic looking people wouldn't mistake them for melting sex!