Really bad fanfic, take five thousand...

[schmevil]

"The man looked like a sex melting and X figured his brain was leaking out of his head."


...


Like a sex melting, people. A sex. Melting.

I just want to preserve this for posterity.

Comments

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

WHAT

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I feel like this story has melted my sex(ual organs, that is, made them permanently inoperable due to lolarious squick).

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

It's an honest mistake! If they didn't make Popsicles so phallic looking people wouldn't mistake them for melting sex!