GIP

[schmevil]

Oh god, I forgot how good Timbits are. Nomity nom nom. You know how when you ask for assorted at the doughnut shop, you always get vast quantities of stuff no one else wants? Yeah. I hate that shit.

I propose retaliation.

Recipe for Disaster

Step 1: go to the doughnut shop, order 40 chocolate glaze.

Step 2: your friend goes to the doughnut shop and orders 40 chocolate glaze.

Step 3: enjoy some chocolate glaze.

Step 3.5: wearing a hoodie and baseball cap, so as to conceal your identity, inspect the contents of the next sad bastard to order assorted. 40 goddamn jelly-centre and powdered Timbits.

Step 4: complain loudly about the grave injustice and your own inevitable Timbit-shaftation. Threaten to take your business elsewhere, unless the situation is rectified through the segmentation of whole doughnuts.

Step 5: request Boston Creme.

The not-so-invisible hand of selfishness the market at work, oh yes.

Comments

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

*orders 40 sourdough timbits*
Mmmmmmmmm...

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Soooourdough... guuuh.

[crimsonquills.livejournal.com]

40 goddamn jelly-centre and powdered Timbits.

But...the jelly centered powdered Timbits are my favorites!

Clearly, you and I should be going to Tim Hortons in pairs. Thus we will keep the proportions of Timbits that go into the assorted boxes in balance. *g*

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

My god! We should. We should meet in say, Winnipeg, and go for some Tims.

[crimsonquills.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Absolutely. Winnipeg is only about an hour away from each of us, right? :-D

*can't help but think of an acquaintance from Europe who was staying with someone in Toronto and thought that they could just drive over and spend a weekend in Regina*