ext_54960 ([identity profile] nevermore999.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] schmevil 2009-01-16 12:21 am (UTC)

Marry Diana, because she's cool and the one I'd be okay to spend my life with. Plus, she could teach me how to be a warrior and we'd traipse around Themyscria and drink tea and bake muffins.

Fuck Superman under a red sun lamp, because he's hot and would likely be gentle and get me breakfast in bed.

Kill Batman, because he's got a zillion people to take his place and is annoying sometimes (I love DCAU Batman, but comics one is inconsistent and often dickish). Sorry, Bats.

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