Marry, F*ck, or Kill #2: DC's Trinity

[schmevil]

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

This time tell me why. I want details, people!

[Poll #1331706]

Comments

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

I love you Diana but I neither want to fuck nor marry you. I wish it was cliff not kill because I know you could survive a cliff easily.

Shouldn't Bats and Superman be a package deal? ;)

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I'm marrying Diana. I think she'd be the most fun in the long run. Bruce is too broody and Clark is too normal. Oh, she's also the least likely to go crazy and kill you.

Shouldn't Bats and Superman be a package deal? ;)

NOOOO! I don't ship these two at all. I know that's rare, but it just doesn't work for me at all. Lois/Clark and Bruce/Selina are too awesome to break up.

[scottyquick.livejournal.com]

That's exactly how I feel. It's like, it could work and it's very hot, but I just love Bruce/Selina and Lois/Clark way too much to ever think of breaking them.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm not usually the type to get OTP about things, but Bruce/Selina and Lois/Clark are just demonstrably better than anything else. ;)

[ratboy-krycek.livejournal.com]

I thought Batman was already married to Robin, non?

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Naw, Robin's in an open relationship with Starfire (hot alien princess), and Batman's totally in an open relationship with Catwoman. Fact! *g*

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Kill has to be Batman because of the revenge he'd exact for the death of either of the others. Fuck, Superman, because. Marry, Wonder Woman, because she'd believe in work-life balance but also never neglect her duties for personal reasons, and I wouldn't ever want to get in the way of saving the world.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

You know, I was thinking in terms of desirability, but you've raised a good point about Batman. I want to take back my vote and fuck Superman instead. *sigh*

Marry, Wonder Woman, because she'd believe in work-life balance but also never neglect her duties for personal reasons, and I wouldn't ever want to get in the way of saving the world.

Exactly. *g*

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

Oh crap. I should have thought of that. [cries] Why did I want the bragging rights for fucking Batman?

(Married Wonder Woman because she seems the easiest to talk to and killed Superman because he's just not a favorite.)

[mctabby.livejournal.com]

Kill Batman - most boring superhero EVAH.

Fuck Wonder Woman, just because.

Marry Superman - I want the Fortress of Solitude.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I grew up watching Batman the Animated Series, wherein he wasn't boring, and so I will love him forever.

The Fortress of Solitude would be a fantastic alimony get. "Yes Kal El, I'm taking your sparkly, crystal palace. Oh, and your superdog too." He would totally cry. amirite?

[nevermore999.livejournal.com]

Marry Diana, because she's cool and the one I'd be okay to spend my life with. Plus, she could teach me how to be a warrior and we'd traipse around Themyscria and drink tea and bake muffins.

Fuck Superman under a red sun lamp, because he's hot and would likely be gentle and get me breakfast in bed.

Kill Batman, because he's got a zillion people to take his place and is annoying sometimes (I love DCAU Batman, but comics one is inconsistent and often dickish). Sorry, Bats.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Diana would make an awesome life partner, wouldn't she? Out of the three, I think she's the best choice for a non-super, because she has the least angst about it all. You can see even with Diana/Tom, that she's not... worried about how things will work out for them. She's not concerned that she'll accidentally kill him, or brood him to death.

Depowered Superman is a nice idea. Clark is such a sweetheart, after all.

Batman, as much as he's a giant dick, I still have affection for him. Damn you Dini!

[nevermore999.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have affection for him, even comics one. I'd be sad over killing him. But not as sad as I'd be over killing Diana. And killing Superman would be like dismembering an occasionally annoying puppy. Plus, Lois would hunt me down and murder me.

[runenklinge.livejournal.com]

My answers
Batman
Batman
Wonderwoman

....I´m a Batman fan, it´s that simple. And for the kill-question I flipped a coin.

...god, that are boring explanations

[scottyquick.livejournal.com]

Marry Clark. Diana is way too formal and busy too get married, Bruce is well, Bruce, but Clark? He's just incredibly sweet and kind and likable.

Fuck Diana. I know it'll cost me 10 gay points, but she's just so incredible and one of her powers is superhuman beauty, how could you pass that up?

Kill Bruce. He'd kill me ten ways sideways if I hurt Di or Clark, so he'd have to go. -shiftyeyes-.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Kill Bruce. He'd kill me ten ways sideways if I hurt Di or Clark, so he'd have to go. -shiftyeyes-.

I wish I'd thought of that before I answered. I chose to fuck Bruce, but in the end I'm the one who's gonna get fucked.

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

Better than never.:)

Marry WW 'cause she's my favorite and I take those vows seriously.:)

Fuck Batman/kill Superman because I *know* Superman is crap in bed.
---that sounds a little more ruthless than I meant to.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Fuck Batman/kill Superman because I *know* Superman is crap in bed.

My thinking exactly. *g*