schmevil: (Default)
I haven't done MFK since MAY people. I am out of every loop that ever was, and an utter failblogger. But the other day at work, I thought to myself, Schmevil these three would make an ideal MFK matchup. You should get the old band back together and force them to kill only one of these fine populist word-manglers. Figuratively, imaginatively (thoroughly), no-death-threat-a-tively of course.

Vote on Dreamwidth because I'm la-la-la-lazy, it seems.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Poll #4855 Marry, F*ck or Kill #50: Incoherent Right Wing Populists
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Christine O'Donnell

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Marry
0 (0.0%)

F*ck
5 (83.3%)

Kill
1 (16.7%)

Carly Fiorina

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Marry
4 (66.7%)

F*ck
1 (16.7%)

Kill
1 (16.7%)

Sarah Palin

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Marry
0 (0.0%)

F*ck
1 (16.7%)

Kill
5 (83.3%)

schmevil: (jean)
Ok, so the categories are ridiculously broad in this poll. Therefore, please to be expounding on which version of the character is your favourite in the comments. "I like DC AU Batman circa The Animated Series. All AU Batdudes after that are godawul and should DIAF, no timeline punching."

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Comics Batman vs. DC AU Batman vs. Movie Batman.


VOTE.
schmevil: (dexter and rita)
I need to get back in the habit of doing these every week. Sweet babby Jesus.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Poll #3166 Marry, F*ck, or Kill #48: Dressing (not salad)
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Dressing up

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Marry
4 (28.6%)

F*ck
6 (42.9%)

Kill
4 (28.6%)

Dressing Down

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Marry
8 (57.1%)

F*ck
2 (14.3%)

Kill
4 (28.6%)

Not dressing at all

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Marry
3 (21.4%)

F*ck
6 (42.9%)

Kill
5 (35.7%)

schmevil: (darth vader (noooooo!))
Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Cult of Nice vs. Cult of Mean vs. Cult of Lulz

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schmevil: (the homo-gay agenda)
The Epic Die Hard Marathon is tentatively rescheduled for this weekend. Sorry guys, but between the holiday this past weekend, and some extra hours at work, I'm stuck until then. So this weekend peeps.


In the meantime, let's do an early MFK: Cute baby animals. Try not visualize the acts that your votes imply and you'll have an easier time with this one. It's ~metaphorical.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.



Vote.
schmevil: (Default)
Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

The cruelest MFK of them all! This week we have battling Craig Ferguson's. If you don't know why this is the cruelest MFK of them all, you're either a bad person (who should feel bad), or disturbingly ignorant of the brilliance that is Craig Ferguson. Craig is a stand up comedian, actor, writer and host of the Late Late Show. Despite being a married, recovering alcoholic in his late forties, he's totally my ideal man. Oh, and he's adorable on Twitter.

Some pertinent linkage: Serious Craig vs. lulzy Craig vs. Scottish MacScottentott Bromantic Craig



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schmevil: (ruby)
Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

This week we're ALSO doing the demon dudes of Supernatural (because I missed the last couple of weeks - oops!). Read more... )


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schmevil: (ruby one)
Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[profile] mecrutin said she would be more likely to vote in MFK if there were pictures, or some kind of context provided, for fandoms she was unfamiliar with. So starting this week, I'm going to attempt to rustle up some pic-spam--context-y goodness. This week we're doing the lady demons of Supernatural. Read more... )


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schmevil: (super skrull)
Popples, Cabbage Patch Dolls, He-Man and She-Ra

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.


Vote.
schmevil: (buffy and angel)
Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Buffy/Angel
Buffy/Spike
Buffy/Riley


Vote
schmevil: (buffy and angel)
Cordelia, Harmony and Buffy. Ok, they're not actually valley girls, but you get me, right?

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.



Vote.
schmevil: (daily planet)
It's been a while. I'm going to try to get back to doing this every week. A decades poll seemed appropriate.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.


Vote.
schmevil: (tv)
I missed a couple of weeks there, so I'm doubling up. In honor of Scans Daily migrating, a Bat-lady poll!

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.


Vote.
schmevil: (black flash)
This one will make more sense if you're a Marvel comics fan. Wolverine is the original recipe Snikt Bub. Daken is his bisexual, pheromone-powered, psychotic boy-child. X-23 is his hotter-than-should-be-possible-when-starting-from-Snikt-Bub-genes girl-clone.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Vote.
schmevil: (daily planet)
This is sort of, "If you had to live in one..." question.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.


Vote.
schmevil: (don and roger (bromance))
Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Read more... )

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schmevil: (Default)
Our last MFK, lo these many weeks ago, was a werewolf poll, so I thought I'd do another. Semi-threatening, but sympathetic werewolves, this time.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Vote.
schmevil: (buffy and angel)
One of two. Next week we'll do threatening werewolves.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Vote.
schmevil: (dance chewy dance!)
Two polls in one day? Irritating, I know. But now we're all caught up. Next week is week 30. I'll have to do something suitably epic...

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Poll #952 Marry, F*ck, or Kill #29: Even more Star Wars beefcake
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Anakin Skywalker

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Marry
0 (0.0%)

F*ck
0 (0.0%)

Kill
1 (100.0%)

Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Marry
1 (100.0%)

F*ck
0 (0.0%)

Kill
0 (0.0%)

Mace Windu

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Marry
0 (0.0%)

F*ck
1 (100.0%)

Kill
0 (0.0%)

schmevil: (darth vader (noooooo!))
Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Poll #951 Marry, F*ck, or Kill #28: Star Wars beefcake (even more lol!)
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Han Solo

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Marry
0 (0.0%)

F*ck
1 (100.0%)

Kill
0 (0.0%)

Luke Skywalker

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Marry
0 (0.0%)

F*ck
0 (0.0%)

Kill
1 (100.0%)

Lando Calrissian

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Marry
1 (100.0%)

F*ck
0 (0.0%)

Kill
0 (0.0%)

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