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schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2010-02-22 12:29 pm
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Marry, F*ck, or Kill #43: Supernatural Demon Dudes

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

This week we're ALSO doing the demon dudes of Supernatural (because I missed the last couple of weeks - oops!).



This is Azazel. He enjoys feeding babies his blood, super-powered battles to death, and playing a long game. He's spent several generations experimenting on human children, trying to create the boy king or queen, who can lead his army of demons on earth. It's later revealed that this lucky soul will also double as the vessel for a risen Lucifer. What joy! Azazel inspires loyalty in his followers, and paralytic fear in his enemies, and is awesome enough to win from beyond the grave.



This is Alastair. He is hell's chief torturer. His hobbies include, slicing, dicing, and licking things inappropriately. He's strong enough to fight an angel to a stand still, and smart enough to weasel his way out of most traps. He's also increeeedibly creepy.



This is Crowley. He worked for Lilith, before she died as part of the ritual to set Lucifer for free. Now he's trying to operate as a free agent, and on the run from the rest of Lilith's former followers. He's sort-of-allied with the Winchesters, in that he wants Lucifer (and his world ending agenda) out of the way, so he can go about business as usual. And what's business as usual? Making deals with humans so he can harvest their souls!


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