Marry, F*ck, or Kill #2: DC's Trinity

[schmevil]

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

This time tell me why. I want details, people!

[Poll #1331706]

Comments

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Kill has to be Batman because of the revenge he'd exact for the death of either of the others. Fuck, Superman, because. Marry, Wonder Woman, because she'd believe in work-life balance but also never neglect her duties for personal reasons, and I wouldn't ever want to get in the way of saving the world.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

You know, I was thinking in terms of desirability, but you've raised a good point about Batman. I want to take back my vote and fuck Superman instead. *sigh*

Marry, Wonder Woman, because she'd believe in work-life balance but also never neglect her duties for personal reasons, and I wouldn't ever want to get in the way of saving the world.

Exactly. *g*

[quietprofanity.livejournal.com]

Oh crap. I should have thought of that. [cries] Why did I want the bragging rights for fucking Batman?

(Married Wonder Woman because she seems the easiest to talk to and killed Superman because he's just not a favorite.)