Marry, F*ck, or Kill #2: DC's Trinity

[schmevil]

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

This time tell me why. I want details, people!

[Poll #1331706]

Comments

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

I love you Diana but I neither want to fuck nor marry you. I wish it was cliff not kill because I know you could survive a cliff easily.

Shouldn't Bats and Superman be a package deal? ;)

[ratboy-krycek.livejournal.com]

I thought Batman was already married to Robin, non?

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Kill has to be Batman because of the revenge he'd exact for the death of either of the others. Fuck, Superman, because. Marry, Wonder Woman, because she'd believe in work-life balance but also never neglect her duties for personal reasons, and I wouldn't ever want to get in the way of saving the world.

[mctabby.livejournal.com]

Kill Batman - most boring superhero EVAH.

Fuck Wonder Woman, just because.

Marry Superman - I want the Fortress of Solitude.

[nevermore999.livejournal.com]

Marry Diana, because she's cool and the one I'd be okay to spend my life with. Plus, she could teach me how to be a warrior and we'd traipse around Themyscria and drink tea and bake muffins.

Fuck Superman under a red sun lamp, because he's hot and would likely be gentle and get me breakfast in bed.

Kill Batman, because he's got a zillion people to take his place and is annoying sometimes (I love DCAU Batman, but comics one is inconsistent and often dickish). Sorry, Bats.

[runenklinge.livejournal.com]

My answers
Batman
Batman
Wonderwoman

....I´m a Batman fan, it´s that simple. And for the kill-question I flipped a coin.

...god, that are boring explanations

[scottyquick.livejournal.com]

Marry Clark. Diana is way too formal and busy too get married, Bruce is well, Bruce, but Clark? He's just incredibly sweet and kind and likable.

Fuck Diana. I know it'll cost me 10 gay points, but she's just so incredible and one of her powers is superhuman beauty, how could you pass that up?

Kill Bruce. He'd kill me ten ways sideways if I hurt Di or Clark, so he'd have to go. -shiftyeyes-.

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

Better than never.:)

Marry WW 'cause she's my favorite and I take those vows seriously.:)

Fuck Batman/kill Superman because I *know* Superman is crap in bed.
---that sounds a little more ruthless than I meant to.