Marry, F*ck, or Kill #3: Ubiquitous gadgets of the 21st century

[schmevil]

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

This one is designed to make you choose between your cell phone, your mp3 player and your laptop. Or alternately, those of others. I'm not giving you a combined option. Which one would you perish without? Which one would you like to see perish? (Damn ring tones!)

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