Marry, F*ck, or Kill #13: 80s Action Heroes (the cop edition)

[schmevil]

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1377207]

Comments

[homo-impetus.livejournal.com]

Riggs is a good family man. I would totally marry him.

[outlawpoet.livejournal.com]

die Mel Gibson.

[homo-impetus.livejournal.com]

lol I got Riggs and Murtaugh confused - phail^10

[forked.livejournal.com]

k- that was the first time I couldn't force myself into a 'no fence sitting' answer- so I didn't.

Want to fuck all of 'em. No way I'd marry ANY of them, but they'd all make a great notch on the bedboard.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Ha! Now you're stuck marrying PTSD guy.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

they'd all make a great notch on the bedboard

THIS. I decided to marry Axel. He seems to be the least psychologically damaged of the bunch.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Aw, don't hold Mel's antics against poor Riggs. Come on, the guy popped his dislocated shoulder back into place by running into a wall - what's not to love? ;)

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

Marry Riggs. Nice ass?
Fuck Dirty Harry because competence makes me hot.
Kill Axel. Can't stand Murphy.