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schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2009-04-07 01:05 am
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badfic exerpt

"A* is spooning him from behind, lips caressing the nape of his neck as his hands traipse on a playground composed of B’s stomach and lower ribcage."

*Names changed to protect the innocent characters.

HIS HANDS ARE TRAIPSING ON A PLAYGROUND MADE OF STOMACH AND RIBS. That is all.

[identity profile] sandoz-iscariot.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ow ow ow. *winces*

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
If only the pain was lessened in sharing. *checks* Nope.

[identity profile] foxhack.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Twilight fanfic?

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You wish. No, it's from a fandom with a much older fandbase.

[identity profile] elspethdixon.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Traipse?" That may be one of the least sensual descriptions of running your hand's over someone's stomach ever.

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
inorite? Kind of incredible, really.

[identity profile] 20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
That is... one deeply Tim Burton-esque mental image. All I can think of is little disembodied hands going "Whee!" amidst the rib-bone jungle gym and bouncing on the taut stomach trampoline. D:

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That's kind of awesome, actually.

[identity profile] bobthetrout.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
HIS HANDS ARE TRAIPSING ON A PLAYGROUND MADE OF STOMACH AND RIBS

...I'm playing a Persona game right now, that doesn't actually seem THAT weird.

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What's a Persona game?

[identity profile] foxhack.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Persona's a series of role playing games on the Playstation and PS2 systems. It's... a total mind fuck.

Hell in part three you SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD to call monsters.

[identity profile] bobthetrout.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The PSX games are all a bit Carl Jung meets H.P. Lovecraft.

In one of the games, the daddy issues are so important to the plot, that the final boss is a bondage tentacle monster made up of the characters' fathers (http://www.dokuganryu.com/scans/megaten/sin/22.jpg).

I can't make stuff like this up.

[identity profile] foxhack.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
*does a spit-take*

o_O

[identity profile] stubbleupdate.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
If it's a playground made from stomach and ribs, this is Mac Gargan Venom, right?

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the Tim Burton interpretation [livejournal.com profile] 20thcenturyvole and [livejournal.com profile] tammylee have going on.

[identity profile] scottyquick.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
SCHMEVIL QUIT READING MY BILLY/TEDDY SLASH

lol!

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
*is curious* Do you write Billy/Teddy?

I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] scottyquick.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I do, but mostly for my own sake. It's very tinny and boring and acts as catharsis for the wait until YA:S2.

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, you don't need to defend your fic. I started out writing the really bad badfic, and even now I'm not exactly writing literary masterpieces. :) Above all else fic should just be fun.

I've been writing Steve Rogers/Tony Stark lately. It's recently become canon. Boo ya.

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] scottyquick.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
... What?

I mean, I've read your post at least five times. Typo?

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Which part?

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] scottyquick.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
THE STEVE/TONY IS CANON WUT PART!

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, kind of. It was already so Kirk/Spock t'hy'la ish as to be ridiculous. Anyway, in Fantastic Four Dark Reign, it's revealed that on an Earth where Tony was born Natasha, they had exactly the same relationship, except for the part where they got married and lived happily ever after. Thus preventing Civil War.

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] scottyquick.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
My mind, she be snapping with joy!

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I know! All we need is a writer to do a little genderswap, courtesy of Morgana Le Fey and we're in business. Instant canon UST. (Er, and they'd have to bring back Cap, of course).

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] scottyquick.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
They could bring alt!Steve into the main DCU, and have him be all "sob sob my wife she's dead" and then have Tony just there with a big "Y HALO THAT HANDSOME" grin and have Steve suddenly kiss him before he realizes he's a woman.

Later that night they think about it.

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so going to end up writing Natasha Stark/Steve. And possibly alt!Steve/Tony. God I'm screwed.

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] scottyquick.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, are you Tony?

^ --- Is four years old.

Re: I learned the 17th word in my post from Scans Daily!

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks stern, fails*

[identity profile] tammylee.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! I am seeing rib slides and tummy trampolines. XD

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-04-07 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You should team up with [livejournal.com profile] 20thcenturyvole and turn this into a deeply disturbing children's book.