If you ever wondered, just how sad and pathetic IS schmevil...

[schmevil]

Yesterday I was wrestling with the puppy and she gave me a nosebleed. I have reached a new low.

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[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Wait, what KIND of puppy? Maybe it was a Bernese mountain dog?!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I wish I had that excuse. Medium size terrier.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

A terrier?
A terrier.
*shakes head*

Oh, Schmevil. XD

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

MEDIUM SIZE BITCH! D:

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

You're right, that salvages your rep.
*straight face*

*whispers* Terrier? Srsly?

hee

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[outlawpoet.livejournal.com]

given the progression of these tales, you're going to need a powered exoskeleton to walk out to get the mail one of these days.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Ha! The mail comes to me. (But you're probably right).

[bluefall.livejournal.com]

See, you say that, and I picture this.



Which is clearly neither sad nor pathetic, but may be hazardously cute.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

D'aww. *melts*

[bluefall.livejournal.com]

I love the total WTF look on the bitten one's face. Wish I could find the larger version.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Awww. Now I'm imagining your puppy is like the little bunny in Ponty Mython's Monty Python's Holy Grail, all cute and fluffy until it attacks.

(Why hello there, dyslexia!)