I bring you: Stupid Poll #097979879

[schmevil]

rageprufrock says I'm scary. What say you?

[Poll #176025]


(Btw: she also says that Clark Kent 'sucks cow cock'. Just thought you'd all like to know.)

Comments

[rageprufrock.livejournal.com]

Hey! I said that people thought you SEEMED scary! I didn't say you WERE scary!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*beams*

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

Dude. The cowbabies are his siblings. That would be wrong! and not good dirtywrong like the Luthors.

[tanzy.livejournal.com]

Well, that or he's got one fucked up family tree.

Clark MPREG by Cow Cock, now there's a thought.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

See, now you've gone and jinxed it. I was hoping we'd get through three years of fandom without cowbaby!Kentcest, but now that you've mentioned it, it's sure to pop up soon.

Curse you!

[tanzy.livejournal.com]

What can I say, I try.

[tanzy.livejournal.com]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

And rageprufrock is a crazy lady, but again, not necesssarily a bad thing.

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

Dude, if anyone could actually be able to suck a cow-sized cock, it'd be home town boy, Clark Kent.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Hey, the fen are always going on about his so-called cocksucker lips. And his would be super!cocksucker lips.

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

So if Superboy has super!cocksucker lips, who has the Super!cock? General Zod?

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I was going to suggest Jor El, to go with the incest theme of the thread, but Zod works. Hell, if he's a real super!cocksucker then he'll be able to manage every Kryptonian, survivor or not.

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

Well, I was just thinking of the movie quote, which is why Zod came to mind first.

"Come to me, son of Jor-El! Kneel before Zod!"

Actually, come to think of it, Zod's got a lot of funny lines to people about kneeling. "Rise before Zod! Now, kneel before Zod!"

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

With a name like Zod-

No, wait. Not touching that one.

There's always been something particularly homoerotic about Kryptonians. Must be the er, culture.

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

Yes. Must be. *coughs* Or the diet.

[wired-lizard.livejournal.com]

*has answered Grr. Arg., just because she's seen just enough Buffy for telepwen to have pointed out the logo*

Honestly? You don't scare me in my actual experience, but I would not want to be on your bad side. But really? Grr. Arg.

[sajasma.livejournal.com]

You're scary like a very scary thing, MHC. And for that, you get this:

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*nabs it*

It's perfect!

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Your bark is worse than your bite.

Though you're a cat not a dog, so now I'm all confused and allergic...

Look at the pretty Cordy icon!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*<3's Cordy like a dog/cat/thing gone mad with rabis*

I haven't bitten anyone in years. The doctors say that James is recovering nicely. He doesn't scream at the sound of a small dog barking anymore.

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

I figured you'd be a Cordyfan. And little dogs are way more vicious and scary than big ones.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I'm also a Buffy, Xander and Gunn fan. Funnily enough, Faith does nothing for me. ^_-

Little dogs really are scarier. They're the ones that bite.