Warn Out, by Caito

[schmevil]

In response to the ongoing Warnings War, caito has written well, a filk of a remix, of an actor's freakout. (To the tune of "Bale Out"). The warnings discussion has gotten so incredibly nasty in some corners of fandom. Perchance some painful lulz will help:

"Warn Out"
You want me to put warnings on my fics?
You want me to fucking warn them?

Fuck! What the fuck is it with you?
I was checking for triggers
Fuck! What the fuck is it with you?
I was checking for triggers
Fuck! What the fuck is it with you?
I was checking for triggers
Fuck! What the fuck is it with you?
I was checking for triggers

You're so fucking fragile
SPEHHHSHUL
You're so fucking fragile
SPEHHHSHUL
You're so fucking fragile
SPEHHHSHUL
You're so fucking fragile
SPEHHHSHUL

no won't warn
no won't warn
no won't warn
no won't warn
no won't warn
no won't warn
no won't warn
no won't warn
no won't

What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics
What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics
What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics
What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics

Think for one fucking second
"Proper" warnings can shut the fuck up
Think for one fucking second
"Proper" warnings can shut the fuck up
Think for one fucking second
"Proper" warnings can shut the fuck up
Think for one fucking second-second-second

What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics
What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics
What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics
What don't you fuckin' understand?
I'm not gonna fuckin' warn them!

Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
It's just motherfucking courteous
You are harshin' my squee
Shut the fuck up, would you?
Shut the fuck up
It's just motherfucking courteous
I ain't writing in fandom if you're still here
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
It's just motherfucking courteous
I'm fuckin' serious
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
It's just motherfucking courteous
You are harshing my squee

What don't you fuckin' understand?
What don't you fuckin' understand?
What don't you fuckin' understand?
What don't you fuckin' understand?

What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics
no won't warn no won't warn
What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics
no won't warn no won't warn
What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics
no won't warn no won't warn
What don't you fuckin' understand?
I won't fuckin' warn my fuckin' fics
no won't warn no won't warn

Seriously, man, you and me, we're fuckin' done, fanfictionally. Fucking ass.