Epic Die Hard Marathon: starts this weekend

[schmevil]

Because hey, there was actually some interest!

This weekend we will watch the film that started it all, the origin of the GODDAMN JOHN MCCLANE: Die Hard.

Beg, borrow or steal your way to a copy, because it's an epic showdown between St. Bruce of Willis and Alan Freaking Rickman, ladies and gentlemen. (And as a handicap, Bruce has no shoes. Those of you who've already seen the film will know what I'm talking about. Shit yes). Watch Alan take over an office building. Watch Bruce crawl through air ducts, expose his soft bits to broken glass, and take out all the terror-iminals, one by one. Further, watch Alan be... not too pleased with this development. SHIT YES.



Epic enough? More bombast next time? Cause I can bring additional bombast if necessary.

Comments

[elspethdixon]

The bit where John McClane picks the broken glass bits out of his bloody feet while carrying on a normal-sounding phone conversation pretty much defines badass.