League of Extradinary Superwhores!

[schmevil]

aldalindil: i could definitely use thousands of dollars a day.
blackfall: There's always hooking and dealing. Two of the world's oldest professions.
aldalindil: true. pity i live in a town with fewer than 400 people. granted, i'd be the only business in town, but unfortunately, being anonymous would be hard.
blackfall: Maybe you could where a costume? A cape and cowel perhaps?
aldalindil: hey, that's an idea!
blackfall: You could be BatWhore!
aldalindil: lol! i was thinking wonder (bra) woman...
blackfall: Fine. *sniff* I'll be Batwhore. I can wear thigh high boots, a boostier, a cape and cowel and... a 'utility' belt
aldalindil: sounds like a plan. and i'll wear thigh-high boots, a little dress (with a wonderbra...*sigh*), and a tiara. oh, and a cape.
aldalindil: it'll be the League of Extraordinary Superwhores.
blackfall: It's perfect! But we need to recruit some more members.
aldalindil: well, if we go for a bit of james bond(age), mctabby can be Pussy Galore, since Catwhore sounds too much like Batwhore...
blackfall: I like it. Who shall be Marvel Girl?
aldalindil: i'm not sure. faith_accompli should be included somehow, but that doesn't sound evil enough for her.
blackfall: faith_accompli is Emma Frost through and through. The White Queen. I just don't know how to make that sound dirtier...
aldalindil: actually, we could say it's Marvolo Girl instead of Marvel Girl and give that title to mctabby... and oh, that fits! definitely a queen of winter.
blackfall: Ah, yes. I think mctabby would like that.
aldalindil: yeah. the other, while definitely feline, is a bit gross.
blackfall: *snickers* T'would make a better name for a place than a woman.
aldalindil: it can be the name of the secret hideout. "Quick, to the cat-cave!"
blackfall: Upstairs will be our brothel. Downstairs our lair and HQ. We'll have kitschy cars and secret entrances.
aldalindil: *giggle* and the top-secret stuff can be kept in the Closet, Locked Inside Tightly. otherwise known as the CLIT. you know, cause it's so hard to find.
blackfall: And of course there's a secret button, in order for it to open.
aldalindil: naturally. and when the button is found, a door opens revealing a large underground canal, which you sail up on a submarine (cause it's long and hard and full of...um, yeah.) to get where you're going.
blackfall: *laughs*: The Cat Cave is also the er, breeding ground of new Super Whores.
aldalindil: *nods* and we can have a school attached somewhere, to train the little seX-woMen. ;)

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*leers, offers vodka and caviar*

[mctabby.livejournal.com]

I'm being head-hunted by the Superwhores! Woo-hoo!

I want a cape. And a machine that goes ping. And Tuesday afternoons off.

Re: *leers, offers vodka and caviar*

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Easily done! As Marvolo Girl your secret powers are of the mental variety. Good luck. -.-

[nostrademons.livejournal.com]

*cracking up*

Too Funny

[lavita.livejournal.com]

Maybe too silly for words, but thanks for sharing, my laughter just chased the cats from the room in fear. *g*

[mark356.livejournal.com]

Yay for capes! eva_c, nunki, and I all firmly belive in the power of capes and have for some time, and I'm glad that you do as well!

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[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*clutches cape to chest*

Really, you can't beat a cape for a shot of pure authority. No one messes with smart, swishy fabric.