By morning he will have produced a range of cocktail-themed cupcakes. The Martini one is topped with an olive.

OMG those sound amazing. D: I think booze cupcakes for breakfast will be a hit and Steve will run a successful bakery and Tony will seduce him and then I guess Fury will wander in in search of a Woo Woo muffin and gets pelted with pastries and knocked out with a milk pitcher. Tony is all... why are you cramming the Director of SHIELD into the storecupboard?