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"...it's not a real fandom until there's a bakery/coffee shop AU," I consider punching myself in the face, in hopes of turning back the tsunami of annoyance that instantly washes over me.
So this is a Things That Annoy Me Irrationally post.
- While I've been banging the "JUST READ BETTER COMICS" drum for ages, I still hate that guy. I hate the drum circles of smug indie comics readers, and angry ex-Big Two comics readers, and their "Stop complaining. Start doing. All you have to do is not give Marvel and DC your money," simplicity so much. Fuck off with your kumbaya-easy solutions to a complex problem that you don't understand.
- "Get a job, you hippies." I become a veritable inferno of rage, but am also overtaken by helpless lulz. It's complicated, and strangely physically draining. HIPPIES ARE OVER. OVER, YOU IGNORANT SON OF A NEWT. GET SOME NEW LINES. READ A BOOK. EAT SOME QUINOA. FUCK OFF.
- Slow walkers who are walking slowly solely because they're distracted by their smartphones. Pffftwitch.
So this is a Things That Annoy Me Irrationally post.
- While I've been banging the "JUST READ BETTER COMICS" drum for ages, I still hate that guy. I hate the drum circles of smug indie comics readers, and angry ex-Big Two comics readers, and their "Stop complaining. Start doing. All you have to do is not give Marvel and DC your money," simplicity so much. Fuck off with your kumbaya-easy solutions to a complex problem that you don't understand.
- "Get a job, you hippies." I become a veritable inferno of rage, but am also overtaken by helpless lulz. It's complicated, and strangely physically draining. HIPPIES ARE OVER. OVER, YOU IGNORANT SON OF A NEWT. GET SOME NEW LINES. READ A BOOK. EAT SOME QUINOA. FUCK OFF.
- Slow walkers who are walking slowly solely because they're distracted by their smartphones. Pffftwitch.
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OMG those sound amazing. D: I think booze cupcakes for breakfast will be a hit and Steve will run a successful bakery and Tony will seduce him and then I guess Fury will wander in in search of a Woo Woo muffin and gets pelted with pastries and knocked out with a milk pitcher. Tony is all... why are you cramming the Director of SHIELD into the storecupboard?
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Crumbs' best cupcakes are the apple & honey ones they sell during the high holidays every year, though. They're not listed on the website because they only have them for about a week each year, but they're amazing. Like, sold-out-after-the-first-day amazing.