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schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2012-01-06 03:26 pm
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so my beloved flist

Was this one of you? I ask, because we just talked about this. Or am I perhaps anticipating the meme?

There should be a Marvel movieverse fic where Fury goes to the circus, discovers Clint, recruits him for SHIELD, and then regrets it for the rest of his days, because MY GOD WHAT A DICK. Coulson is stuck running herd on him, because no one else can manage him. Then when Tony comes on board as a consultant and everyone is marveling over his dickery, they decide to sic Clint on him. Of course, this backfires spectacularly, and the two join forces. Double the mouthiness, twice the inappropriate pranks, ALL THE EGO, JUGGLING.
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[personal profile] schmevil 2012-01-06 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you seen Gundam Wing? Natasha is Trowa Barton. Knife-throwing, sad-face clown.
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[personal profile] valtyr 2012-01-06 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Amazing. My previous Movie Natasha head-canon was that she was a pro assassin before deciding to go legit and getting in via Mr and Mrs Smith style shenanigans with Clint, but ex-clown is much more pleasing to me.
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[personal profile] schmevil 2012-01-06 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I find it really easy to see Natasha as an ex-clown and I'm not sure why.
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[personal profile] valtyr 2012-01-06 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Gymnastics, throwing stuff with great accuracy, and keeping a straight face in the midst of hilarious disaster. Perfect skillset. That move where she bounced Hammer's face off a desk was classic slapstick.

When the Avengers are having quiet times she teaches masterclasses at the New York Academy of Circus Arts.
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[personal profile] schmevil 2012-01-06 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I am now DYING for a Black Widow: Circus Clown mini.
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[personal profile] schmevil 2012-01-06 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Because they're married circus people, of course.
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Now I'm making stuff up.

[personal profile] dorothy1901 2012-01-06 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And of course, Natasha told Clint that she was getting the marriage annulled, and Clint believed her, but she never actually did. So Clint married Bobbi believing that he was single. Big surprise when he finds out he wasn't. Then another big surprise when Natasha finds out that the Red Guardian (her first husband) is still alive, so her marriage to Clint wasn't legal, so Clint's marriage to Bobbie was legal.

I don't know where this is coming from.

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