One time only

[schmevil]

Because cedarlibrarian, vesania_aeterno and seperis told me to, I've decided to just this once, do a meme. But it's like, subversive. And stuff. So.

If you really want to know why you're on my friends list, post and ye shall receive. Oh, will you ever. *g*

ETA: Ok, so it's slightly more difficult to be bitchy to people one likes and respects. Curses. I'll just bore you all to death with ramble...

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[schmevil.livejournal.com]

You know I'm only keeping you around so that when I stab you in the back, I have an extra sharp knife, right? *g*

Let's see. I first friended you after a series of chats that seperis dragged me into. We had some fun and I really enjoyed teasing you. Especially fun was threatening to kill Lex and I still enjoy that to this day. *g* You seemed a little sweet, a little mooky, a little goofy, and you really are. I only occasionally read your fic, though I respect you as a writer and I don't share many of your interests - I shun Everwood with great passion and RWRfic bores me - but you bring out something in me that not many people do. You're cute in a way that doesn't make me want to punch you in the back of the head and sometimes you make me like happyfic, which I very much resent, but I can accept. So you see, I'm using you for the way you bring a little balance to my fandom personality. -.-

That you've betaed almost all my SV fic that doesn't figure into it. Not at all. Nope. La la la there was no betaing.

I also enjoy the rare flashes of evil that shine through the Good Witch Glinda thing you've got going on. Wicked!Caro is sexyhot thing. I am waiting for the serial killings to commence - it's always the quiet ones. But really, sometimes you seem too nice to be true and since the whole Weekend At Lionel's thing proved otherwise, I am kind of hoping you'll go off on the fandom some day, in either a wacky or angry fashion.

The chance to tease or possibly shock you also helps keep me on my game. *g* You're right when you suggest that I love to mess with you - it's ridiculously fun. The chance to subvert your RWR OTP ways is also something I can't let pass me by. I will one day convince you that Lex/Jonathan could be a good thing. Then you will stab your eyes out and run screaming from the room. But I will have been right.

Oh, and you introduce me to interesting new people. Which is sometimes good and sometimes not. ^_- There are certain people I fear you will someday drag me into chat with. *cough* You know of whom I speak. Say not the names of the evil-ish ones!

PS: In my next fic Clark is going to kill Lex and marry Lana.

PPS: And then Jonathan and Lionel get together, in an alliance of Doom and bring Lex back from the dead. They share him as their zombie fucktoy. They don't take turns.