Plot bunny. Evil plot bunny.

[schmevil]

blackfall: I really want to see Albus, Minerva and Severus retire in a three cottages, all on the same road. blackfall: Possibly Sybil will live nearby. wired_lizard: Eeeeeeee! wired_lizard: And Flitwick? wired_lizard: On the surface, it's so cute. Beneath--so angsty. blackfall: Yes, exactly! blackfall: Flitwick will live just over the green hill to the north. blackfall: He lives in something like a hobbit-hole, with hollyhox growing all over and wild daisies on top. wired_lizard: *squees loudly* blackfall: Snape lives in a shabby cave/shack with a thatch roof and an underground potions lab with vents that rabbits sometimes fall in. wired_lizard: And then limp out the door, bald, or purple? wired_lizard: Or missing ears? blackfall: Yes! blackfall: They limp over to Albus' place to get fixed up. wired_lizard: *continues to squee loudly* blackfall: He's friends with all the local rabbits, y'see. wired_lizard: Would Mad-Eye retire with them, or would he be somewhere suitably far from people? wired_lizard: Of course! blackfall: Mad-Eye would stop by for visits, but he's retired on some unplottable bit of land in the moors. wired_lizard: Mmmm, moors. blackfall: I think they were made for each other. wired_lizard: Dumbledore and rabbits or Mad-Eye and moors? blackfall: Both. blackfall: Two matches made in heaven, right there. wired_lizard: Would Lupin be about? blackfall: No, he scares the rabbits. wired_lizard: LOL blackfall: He visits though, to wind up Snape. wired_lizard: But of course. blackfall: And Albus invites all the rabbits over for tea, for the duration. wired_lizard: Except if Lupin wants to visit Albus, in which case he shoos them off to Minerva's first? wired_lizard: Or perhaps Flitwick's... blackfall: Flitwick's, I think. Minerva wouldn't have the patience, and besides which, they'd mess up her neat cottage. blackfall: Gnawing on the furniture. wired_lizard: Besides, if they go to Flitwicks, they get to fly. wired_lizard: *has visions of Flitwick tromping happily back to Albus' cottage surrounded by lots of happy rabbits with sparkling wings* blackfall: :-) blackfall: That's so very Flitwick. wired_lizard: Okay, this is triggering my silly side. :D blackfall: But silly is *good*! wired_lizard: *giggles like unto Lavender*