schmevil | Plot bunny. Evil plot bunny.

blackfall: I really want to see Albus, Minerva and Severus retire in a three cottages, all on the same road.

blackfall: Possibly Sybil will live nearby.

wired_lizard: Eeeeeeee!

wired_lizard: And Flitwick?

wired_lizard: On the surface, it's so cute. Beneath--so angsty.

blackfall: Yes, exactly!

blackfall: Flitwick will live just over the green hill to the north.

blackfall: He lives in something like a hobbit-hole, with hollyhox growing all over and wild daisies on top.

wired_lizard: *squees loudly*

blackfall: Snape lives in a shabby cave/shack with a thatch roof and an underground potions lab with vents that rabbits sometimes fall in.

wired_lizard: And then limp out the door, bald, or purple?

wired_lizard: Or missing ears?

blackfall: Yes!

blackfall: They limp over to Albus' place to get fixed up.

wired_lizard: *continues to squee loudly*

blackfall: He's friends with all the local rabbits, y'see.

wired_lizard: Would Mad-Eye retire with them, or would he be somewhere suitably far from people?

wired_lizard: Of course!

blackfall: Mad-Eye would stop by for visits, but he's retired on some unplottable bit of land in the moors.

wired_lizard: Mmmm, moors.

blackfall: I think they were made for each other.

wired_lizard: Dumbledore and rabbits or Mad-Eye and moors?

blackfall: Both.

blackfall: Two matches made in heaven, right there.

wired_lizard: Would Lupin be about?

blackfall: No, he scares the rabbits.

wired_lizard: LOL

blackfall: He visits though, to wind up Snape.

wired_lizard: But of course.

blackfall: And Albus invites all the rabbits over for tea, for the duration.

wired_lizard: Except if Lupin wants to visit Albus, in which case he shoos them off to Minerva's first?

wired_lizard: Or perhaps Flitwick's...

blackfall: Flitwick's, I think. Minerva wouldn't have the patience, and besides which, they'd mess up her neat cottage.

blackfall: Gnawing on the furniture.

wired_lizard: Besides, if they go to Flitwicks, they get to fly.

wired_lizard: *has visions of Flitwick tromping happily back to Albus' cottage surrounded by lots of happy rabbits with sparkling wings*

blackfall: :-)

blackfall: That's so very Flitwick.

wired_lizard: Okay, this is triggering my silly side. :D

blackfall: But silly is *good*!

wired_lizard: *giggles like unto Lavender*