schmevil: (I hate myself and I want to die)
schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2005-02-24 01:34 pm

Dearest Dipshit 2

I'm very, very sorry for pretending to be bisexual. In the future I won't let exploitative trends like heterosexuality interfere with my unidirectional orientation. Next time I watch X-Men I will only allow myself to be moved by the stunningly beautiful woman who plays Jean (PHOENIX SAGA NOWZ!) and ignore the hot guy who plays Wolverine.

I will also make a concerted effort to choose between chocolate and vanilla, as I've realized that you're quite right, it's impossible to like both - humans just aren't wired that way.

Love always,
MartianHousecat

P.S. I forgot to thank you for also sharing your views on nature vs. nurture. I'm sure that playing with GI Joes did send me an unrealistic and unhealthy message and I will, as you suggested, attempt to correct the errors in my self-image.

P.P.S. Mark this day on the calender as a miracle has occurred - you're still living, and with all your limbs intact.

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