Dearest Dipshit 2

[schmevil]

I'm very, very sorry for pretending to be bisexual. In the future I won't let exploitative trends like heterosexuality interfere with my unidirectional orientation. Next time I watch X-Men I will only allow myself to be moved by the stunningly beautiful woman who plays Jean (PHOENIX SAGA NOWZ!) and ignore the hot guy who plays Wolverine.

I will also make a concerted effort to choose between chocolate and vanilla, as I've realized that you're quite right, it's impossible to like both - humans just aren't wired that way.

Love always,
MartianHousecat

P.S. I forgot to thank you for also sharing your views on nature vs. nurture. I'm sure that playing with GI Joes did send me an unrealistic and unhealthy message and I will, as you suggested, attempt to correct the errors in my self-image.

P.P.S. Mark this day on the calender as a miracle has occurred - you're still living, and with all your limbs intact.

Comments

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Famke Janssen might not be signing up for X3. *cries*

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

WHAT? If Nip/Tuck has taught us anything it's that Famke Janssen just needs a little sizzle in her storyline to be knock-you-over-nuclear-hot and the Phoenix Saga has more than a little sizzle. This is tragic news. Of course, with Singer jumping ship and an even greater role being promised to Berry (if she's on board) I don't blame her - I wouldn't want to lose my screen time that hack, or be stuck in a run of the mill comic adaptation. Just think, we could be looking at a Daredevil redux.