Re the saga of alecto and Joss the rapist...

[schmevil]

suitablyemoname says:


"You know what? It's just occurred to me: because the patriarchy has historically reinforced a dependence between the penis and its owner, every time a man exploits this dependence by masturbating, he is, in fact, raping his penis, as the penis has been conditioned by society and its personal experiences to accede to the needs of its owner.

Men who take their penises out to dinner beforehand to talk about its feelings are simply attempting to assuage their evident guilt over this horrendous act."

*dead*

Comments

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

That is made of win. I'm always astonished to discover that Andrea Dworkin style radical feminism still exists (and didn't, you know, die out alongside other unfortunate things from the same era, like shag carpets), and this was a particularly painful example, because it was batshit crazy + bad scholarly writing, and crazy + stupid is always more head-desk worthy then crazy people who can at least cite sources properly.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

AHhaha! I read a Yaoi Manga once where there was an accident on a school bus and a couple of guys wound up... possessing other guys' penises!

Oh, the hijinks that ensued. *wipes a tear from her eye*

Mentioned because the very situation you described would have been VERY PLAUSIBLE!

Why won't someone stand up for the penises?