Marry, F*ck, or Kill #3: Ubiquitous gadgets of the 21st century

[schmevil]

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

This one is designed to make you choose between your cell phone, your mp3 player and your laptop. Or alternately, those of others. I'm not giving you a combined option. Which one would you perish without? Which one would you like to see perish? (Damn ring tones!)

[Poll #1335786]

Comments

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Marry: mobile phone, because I COULD NOT POSSIBLY LIVE WITHOUT IT IT CAN NEVER LEAVE ME I WOULD BE LOST WE ARE A TEAM. AND IF OTHER PEOPLE DIVORCED THEIR MOBILE PHONES I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO HANDLE LIFE.

Fuck: laptop. I tend to treat it like a desktop. But occasionally I make it follow me everywhere like a loving slave. Mmmm... and then I can throw it down if it displeases me!

Kill: mp3 player. I would. I would destroy them all if I could. The occasional use I get out of mine is not remotely worth the hell that public transport has become since they entered the scene.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

If I didn't have a business I still would not own a cell phone.

[nevermore999.livejournal.com]

I must know where yer icon is from.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

But my Cell phone IS a MP3 player!

<3

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

It's from Fantastic Four Isla de la Muerta. Johnny Storm to a secretive Ben Grimm.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

But lets say there was like, a virus that was going to sap some of the functionality from your mp3 phone, and you had to choose either the phone-y bits, or the mp3 bits. What do you choose? WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

When I break a phone, as I inevitably do because I'm destructive that way, it takes me years to replace it.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

I REFUSE! Though I'd marry my laptop. Typing on a iphone sucks for writing fic.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Huh. I've been thinking about getting a Blackberry, but holding back out of fear that typing long emails would drive me freaking crazy. Fic would be even worse. People grabbing it out of your hands to see what you're so involved in. *facepalm*

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

You're one of only four people who wanted to kill mp3 players. I hate the zombified masses on public transit, but I loathe ring tones just a little bit more.