Marry, F*ck, or Kill #4: the Captains (of the starship Enterprise)

[schmevil]

Like the previous post, this one was supposed to be up on Thursday. Oops!

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Ok people, this one is for the sake of the spacetime continuum! Which of the assorted captains of the assorted Enterprises will you tie down? Which will you kill? And which will you share a debauched one-shoreleave-stand with? Choose carefully, and don't spare me the gory details.

[Poll #1341378]

Comments

[20thcenturyvole.livejournal.com]

Hah! I love how unanimous the votes are. It's quite an easy choice.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

One person chose to marry Archer. So misguided. *g*

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

But that same person didn't complete the meme! No answer for 'kill'.

So when it comes to unspoiled votes, it's all Picard, all the time.

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

I made a small bet with myself that everybody would have made exactly the choices I did.

I lost the bet. But only very slightly. :D

Though if Picard weren't so marriageable, I bet he'd be excellent in bed. After all, Q seemed to imagine so in Tapestry...

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

The thing about Picard is that if you're going to be happy with him, you have to be comfortable with long distance. But other than that he's A+ husband material. If I was Crusher, I would have gone for it in like, season two or three.

Though if Picard weren't so marriageable, I bet he'd be excellent in bed. After all, Q seemed to imagine so in Tapestry...

This. :D

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I love how my answers are so in tune with everyone else's apparently. Archer always did piss me off. lmao

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

love how my answers are so in tune with everyone else's apparently.

I know! It's a total landslide victory for Jean-Luc.

I'm pretty neutral on Archer, but I <3 Picard and Kirk so very much. Picard for his sheer, unadulterated awesome, and Kirk for the chesty, homosocial, manliness. Compared to those two, Archer's just... there, somewhere in the background.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Archer just spends a lot of time being predictable and angry or dull. Also, he's always reminded me of ALF a little bit.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

ALF? That is cold, girl. *g*

[pogrebin.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. :D But, but, what about Janeway?

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I didn't have room for four captains, or five if you include Commander Sisko, so I made it just Enterprise captains. ;)

[pogrebin.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, of course. If it were Janeway, Picard and Kirk I might have had to go for hidden option D: threesome. And maybe even invite Q along. :D

Poor Archer, he's getting no love.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

One person did choose to marry Archer, so at least he's got that.

I wonder if there are Janeway/Picard/Kirk fics... a few months back I was on a Picard/Janeway kick, but I could only find a few stories. It's a shame because I think they'd be pretty awesome.

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

Heee, that's *unanimous*!
(I'd do Picard in a heartbeat, too. It's just that nobody in their right mind would marry Kirk.:)

Also, wth, no Sisko?

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Not enough space, so I just made it the Enterprise captains.

Spock would totally marry Kirk. *g*

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

Well, Spock's *weird*.:)