Marry, F*ck, or Kill #7: the Greats

[schmevil]

There's a very long list of people called The Great, so we'll probably get back to this category. But let's start with these, shall we? I'm pushing you this time, people. Testing your knowledge of pop history. Don't disappoint!

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1352284]

Comments

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

Why are making me think when it's Friday and everything?

Fuck Alexander 'cause...I dunno, he was most likely built and pretty and I'm shallow like that.
Marry Catherine for...culture, art?
Kill Cyrus. I actually had to wiki to know anything about him.:/

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Boo! Cyrus is probably the best bet out of all of them. Why no love for Cyrus?!!!11

Fuck Alexander 'cause...I dunno, he was most likely built and pretty and I'm shallow like that.

Yeah, that's hard to argue with.