Marry, F*ck, or Kill #8: Villains

[schmevil]

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1356829]

Comments

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!11

Fuck Maleficent. I find competence hot.
Marry Cruella. And then ,either murder her or frame her for something and get all her money.
Kill Ursula. I hate tentacles.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Is there anone who wouldn't want to sleep with Maleficent? Even her dragon form is disturbingly hot.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Scans_daily is suspended! I am freaking out!

(And I cannot complete this poll because I don't think I've ever watched Sleeping Beauty!)

[kagome654.livejournal.com]

I'm annoyed that I can't pick both 'marry' and 'f*ck' for Malificient. Bah, I'm only marrying Cruella for the money.