Marry, F*ck, or Kill #8: Villains

[schmevil]

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1356829]

Comments

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!11

Fuck Maleficent. I find competence hot.
Marry Cruella. And then ,either murder her or frame her for something and get all her money.
Kill Ursula. I hate tentacles.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

What, you don't have sexual/violent fantasies about Disney villains? Weeeirdo. *g*

And then ,either murder her or frame her for something and get all her money.

NICE.

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

I can totally see how you're trying to put the blame of your perversions on me.
..clever.:)

NICE.
She kills puppies!!1!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I should have said "Tell me about your issues relating to your sexual/violent fantasies about Disney villains." Even better.

NICE.
She kills puppies!!1!

No, really. NICE. I like a little crazy in my friends. *g*

And dude, check out the magnitude of my scans_daily is suspended post (http://schmevil.livejournal.com/161736.html). We just hit Firefox News. O.O

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

(I should probably mention that I have mad love for alternative fairytales. You know, where the Little Shark!Mermaid eats the Prince and swims away, or Vampire!Snow White is being thwarted by her witchy stepmother.:)

I like a little crazy in my friends. *g*
It's not crazy, it's logical and appropriate.:D
(I was raised on Grimm's fairy tales and Pippi Longstocking. Trust me, it explains everything.)

What!??? Scans_daily????????????????

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Is there anone who wouldn't want to sleep with Maleficent? Even her dragon form is disturbingly hot.

[outlawpoet.livejournal.com]

same.

I wanted to say motto, but... scans daily is down...

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

*sobs*

There is this: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/profile

But it'll never be the same if we can't get it back. =(

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

So far no one's voted to kill her.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Scans_daily is suspended! I am freaking out!

(And I cannot complete this poll because I don't think I've ever watched Sleeping Beauty!)

[kagome654.livejournal.com]

I'm annoyed that I can't pick both 'marry' and 'f*ck' for Malificient. Bah, I'm only marrying Cruella for the money.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I picked 'f*ck' for Ursula. I don't have a secret tentacle fetish, but I couldn't stand having puppy-killer De Vil in my bed. ;)