so my neighbors are having loud, dirty, makeup sex in their shower...

[schmevil]

I... don't know how to feel about this.

Comments

[tartanshell.livejournal.com]

How nice for them that they're back together! ;)

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I should get a noisemaker. Tie some balloons to their front door. Send a card?

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Take notes for fic purposes?

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I haven't written shower sex yet. Hmm...

[maramala.livejournal.com]

DO IT

[masonk.livejournal.com]

I think you should be glad. After all, they now have no right to complain if you get loud. :)

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

"But officer, they were twice as loud last week!"

[sandoz-iscariot.livejournal.com]

Is it still dirty sex if it happens in the shower?

[bluefall.livejournal.com]

That was my question as well.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Well it's panting, moaning, up against a wall, possibly crack the tiles, holy shit oh jesus yes right there baby, sex, so yeah. I think it still qualifies. *g*

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Only if it's good.

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

How do you know it's makeup sex?

(I've always been confused by shower sex. I don't see how it works. Wouldn't they slip? And is there room? I mean, in the cubicles, it's quite cramped, and in the bathtub, there isn't room to spread your legs.)

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I'm not a big fan, personally. It's particularly difficult when there's a large height difference to er, navigate.

[bluefall.livejournal.com]

That's what oral's for. ^.^

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Record nasty, dirty sex sounds yourself. Mix it so it's an hour long. Put it on loop before you go out. Max the volume.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Add random donkey brays.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

You stay classy, Tammy. You stay classy.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

*struggles*

[sir-razorback.livejournal.com]

You could always tape-record it and share the tape with them.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*knock knock*

"Hey guys, I thought this tape would be relevant to your interests!"