Marry, F*ck, or Kill #12: Vice

[schmevil]

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

For any value of 'sex', 'drugs', and 'gambling'.

[Poll #1372178]

Comments

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'm not alone in marrying sex! hahaha

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

But you killed drugs! What about alcohol? The cause and solution of all life's problems.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wasn't counting alcohol as a drug. =(

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

For any value of 'sex', 'drugs', and 'gambling'.

You fail Marry, F*ck, or Kill!

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

But I watched the documentary "Big Bucks, Big Pharma" recently, and so when I hear "drugs", I automatically think of those commercials you see on US channels for branded pills with horrible side effects.

Alcohol is just a beverage, with occasional horrible side effects. =)

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Sucks to be you. I'm freely associating 'drugs' with everything from alcohol, to NyQuil, to too much oxygen. It's better here. Come into my world.

But I watched the documentary "Big Bucks, Big Pharma" recently

Was it good?

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Well, as a documentary, it's pretty standard, but it is plenty interesting.

I had no idea how much doctors can be pressured or influenced by pharmaceutical reps. And there's some really mind-boggling stuff in there...like a drug that was advertised as being a solution to really bad period-related symptoms, but was actually just Prozac with a different colour.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

but was actually just Prozac with a different colour.

I find that all too easy to believe. Have you ever had a doctor offer you free samples of X new drug? *facepalm*

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

And hey, shouldn't that last one be "Rock 'n' Roll" instead of gambling? =P

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Rock n Roll isn't a vice it is a REQUIREMENT FOR LIFE. I rank it higher than air.

True, but...

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPIE!

Re: True, but...

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I love that scene. And I do need a haircut... But wait, I don't own birkenstocks. Ergo, not a hippie. Boo and ya.

Re: True, but...

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

I...I...don't think I have a comeback for "boo and ya". Although I wish I had uploaded that icon that says "I'm a level 5 vegan: I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."

Re: True, but...

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

That's because there is, in fact, no possible comeback for it. Much like Emeril's BAM, you can only stand in awe.

You need to upload that icon. Pure distilled awesome, that is.

Re: True, but...

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

But I already have 49 carefully selected icons, and I uploaded 100 icons to my IJ account! BECAUSE I AM INSANE! MOAR ICONS, MOAR! (I used to think having lots of icons was frivolous, but now I see the error in my ways.)

Re: True, but...

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I'm preparing myself for the Great Icon Purge. When you haven't used an icon in six months, it's time to let it go. I used to have a bajillion icons, but then I realized that I was only using 20 of them regularly.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

I couldn't resist the irony of fucking sex.
XD

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

Marry sex, for obvious reasons.
Fuck gambling 'cause I always win.:D
Kill drugs. I really bought that 'this is your brain on drugs' thing?

Where the hell do you come up with these things????