Marry, F*ck, or Kill #16: Pirates!

[schmevil]

I was going to do another Star Wars MFK, but then I realized it would be a landslide in favour of killing Anakin so very, very dead. So instead we're doing pirates.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1388949]

Comments

[outlawpoet.livejournal.com]

Surprisingly split votes this time.

At least nobody has tried to marry Jack Sparrow yet.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

You picked Corsair over Westley? Pfft. Interestingly, no one's marrying Jack, and no one's killing Westley.

[bluefall.livejournal.com]

I was very, very tempted to kill Westley. If I had only ever seen the first Pirates, he'd have been a goner.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*gasp!* My world has been shaken.

[bienegold.livejournal.com]

Who's the third person?

Oh, I am so crippled by a lack of pop culture knowledge. (Haven't seen any of the PotC flicks, either, but I do know who the character is.)

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

He's from X-Men. I first encountered the character in the 90s Animated Series. *shrug* tbh I was struggling to find a third, lovable pirate.

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Corsair! Ahahaha, when I first started hearing about SPN, John Winchester was totally Corsair Summers in my head (until I actually, you know, saw him in canon).

I chose to kill Jack (with the understanding that I'm totally allowed to mack on him while doing so, since Elizabeth did), because he died and came back to life in canon, and therefore can come back again -- because I wasn't allowed to sleep with them all (woe).

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

There is no love for Corsair in this poll. Tragedy. D:

John Winchester was totally Corsair Summers in my head

That is awesome.

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

Perhaps because Corsair fathered Scott Summers, the single most boring character ever in either the animated series or the comics? That's why I cliffed him, at least. I suppose I'm advocating that parents should pay for the crimes of their children? ;)

[calliopes_pen]

I would marry Corsair, with the understanding that I was pretty much done for. Since, if you become a Summers, you will become possessed by a cosmic entity, die multiple times and keep coming back, both at once, your children (and your future children will come back and argue with you) will be kidnapped, or just have one messed up love life. Something worse than a soap opera.

[outlawpoet.livejournal.com]

worth it. I just want to hang with the Starjammers.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

SO much love for mentioning the Starjammers!!