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schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2003-09-04 12:41 pm
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Smaaaallville

In preparation of the new season of Smallville, I have acquired two new icons. Yes, my dirty 'secret' is that Lex and Lana are the characters on the show I'd most like to throw to the ground and ravish. Woe.





SV isn't a great show. Objectively, I can say with confidence that the writing is poor, the acting mediocre and the special effects uninspired. My subjective opinion of the show is a different matter entirely.

I love that it's stupid and corny and that the actors are all very, very pretty. It's like a super-saccharine candy that assaults you with its sugary goodness and then quickly fades away, leaving a slightly bitter, slightly sour aftertaste. You can't help but tonguing your teeth, trying to uncover another layer of flavour.

It's fun and always passionate about itself, which I can't fault and it leaves me wondering about it afterward, despite that it shouldn't be able to. I like that I can rant about The Dumb, but still enjoy watching it. I like that there are things for me to rant about.

While I sometimes hate the direction of the story arcs, I stick around, because it's always going to be a fascinating ride. Your passions are supposed to frustrate you and Smallville does just that for the majority of its fans. It's very good at giving no one exactly what they want and everyone exactly what they didn't, but the subtext and the potential of it, keep us around. We're learning to be satisfied with what we can have and always wary about the things we want. Do we want the right things? Is it possible to have them? Will we even want them, once we've got them?

It's fun.

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[identity profile] swanswan.livejournal.com 2003-09-04 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana, huh. Like... Kristen Kreuk? Or really, Lana?? Explain.

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2003-09-04 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Both. Kristin because she's so stunningly beautiful and Lana because she's so reserved. I think she'd be a tigress in bed, once she let go of her inhibitions and learned how to enjoy herself. She's a firecracker, but she stumbled into a lake and never found her way out. All soggy and limp. If you dried her out (ahem) and lit her up (double ahem), you'd have something dangerously beautiful and better admired from afar.

Ok, I'm getting way too metaphoric now. *smacks self*

[identity profile] swanswan.livejournal.com 2003-09-04 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, kristen i can buy, because she seems like a bit of a freak in real life - all quiet and reserved and uptight and young. I think she still reads anno of green gables, like. But I'm not convinced about Lana. As much fun as it is to think about her naughty side, I just don't think it would be worth the work it'd take to tease it out.

Huh. Though just plain teasing might work. *muses*

[identity profile] swanswan.livejournal.com 2003-09-04 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
bwah! anno was anne's cousin from nebraska. he had a short stay at green gables before marilla caught him hitting on gilbert and sent him to reform school.

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2003-09-05 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I have NO idea what you're talking about, man. None.

I want to get Lana into a short kilt, with knee high, patent-leather, platform, stiletto boots. A little chain hanging from a leather belt. Black tank with black mesh, 3/4 shirt on top. *nods*

Then? I want her to let me get to my knees.

Yeah that was probably TMI.

[identity profile] silverymist.livejournal.com 2003-09-04 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*loves the 2d icon*