schmevil | Tonight's True Blood:

So I gather that the True Blood fandom is all about Eric. Gonna have to be honest and say that I have no investment, or really, any interest in Sookie/Eric. Sookie/Bill is sweet, because it's her first love, and he's trying not to be a monster. Sookie/Eric is... what? The epic love story of a telepath and a blond dude who eats people? Um. You're going to have to work hard to convince me, Alan Ball.

Anyway, tonight's True Blood. See the above picture. Have any of you seen Dead Alive/Brain Dead? It's Peter Jackson's brilliant entry into the most-fucked-up-zombie-inspired-horror-comedy contest. Totes blue ribbon. There's a priest in it, who utters the epic line: "I kick ass for the lord". Tonight's Jason could have been that priest. Because seriously, where did ninja Jason come from? Holy shit. Now, as much as I enjoy ass-kicking!Jason, I have to point out that the fight editing was atrocious. We can do better to showcase Jason's dumb but ass-kicking self, can't we show?

Aside from that brilliant observation, I'm not sure that I have anything interesting (or intelligent) to say about the episode. I continue to dig Michelle Forbes as Maryanne. I want to kidnap Lafayette and Sam, and hide them in a safe place where they can eat chocolate cake and have lots of sex, with the hotties of their choosing. I want Tara and Eggs to figure out what's going on, team up with Terry and Andy Bellefleur, and kick Maryanne out of town. I want Sookie to be safe.

Go show. Way to entertain. *is too satisfied*

Ok, wait - there is one thing. Is anyone else worried for Eggs?