Flossy, flossy!

[schmevil]

I think I need filk of Fergie's Glamorous, in my life. Specifically, Supernatural filk of Fergie's Glamourous, sung by the brothers Winchester, with accompaniment by Castiel, Angel of the Lord.

Warning: the following is a rush job and thus doesn't quite scan, AND MAKES VERY LITTLE SENSE. Nonetheless, read on, if you possess the fortitude.


[Castiel]
Are you ready?

You ain't got no faith, take your broke self to hell

...

[Sam]
I got problems up to here, psychic powers that I fear
Temptin' me with destiny that I don't wanna
I got hair that's kinda lank (sob!) and I'd really like to gank
All the fans, (maybe sometimes), thanks Chuck really though

[Dean]
'Cause I remember my old dreams when we were all a team
When we'd hunt as family, you 'n dad 'n me, all three
Yeah, it's been a long road and the universe is cold
I'm glad my daddy told me so, he made sure his sons'd know

...

[Castiel]
Soul-deep weaknesses, hell-inspired fantasies
You deserve nothing but eternal pa-ai-ain
Now this whole world is falling to Lucifer
But I got enough faith to support the three of us
Course I got a keep enough mojo to protect
The foolish duo, from both sides, turn the tide
Find God, who I hear is pretty awesome

You ain't got no faith, take your broke self to hell


Thoughts?