schmevil | SPN/schmevil crossover

tammylee and I were talking about SPN angels, and what they did before the in-fighting started.

She was like, "Micromanaging creation and singing God's praises! I mean, Castiel was supposed to be the angel of Thursday. What's that about? XD"

And I was like, "He was in charge of the weekly Marry, Fuck or Kill poll in heaven, obviously."

We loled, and then... this:

"Excuse me, Raphael? Sorry to bother you but-"

"Castiel, right?"

"Yes. Again, sorry to interrupt but-"

"Oh yeah," says Gabriel. "The new angel of Thursday." He ruffles Castiel's hair. Then gives him a noogie. Castiel probably could have dodged it, but one doesn't dodge an archangel.

"Anyway, Rafe, as I was saying, if we divert this river, we can make an inland lake for the monkeys. A gathering place."

"Honestly Gabriel, your obsession with the monkeys is unseemly."

"They're not monkeys." The archangels turn to look at Castiel. Who blushes. He sighs and forces himself to keep talking, no matter how awesome being in their presence is. "They're apes."

"Yeah, anyway," says Raphael, turning his back on Castiel.

Gabriel it seems, takes pity on him. He smirks at Castiel - smirks at him! - and asks, "Why are you here?"

"I'm the new angel of Thursday," Castiel says in a rush. Gabriel nods indulgently. It might not seem like a big deal to an archangel, but Castiel is, well, proud - he has a whole day to look after. "I'm doing a poll."

They both stare blankly at him. Castiel swallows hard, and just pushes forward with it. What's the worst that could happen? It's not like an angel would smite another angel!

"Adam, Eve, Lilith: marry, fuck, or kill."