So I caved and put myself up for sale

[schmevil]

Here is my Lightning Round thread for help_haiti.

You can see things I've created at: martianhouse
I am offering: ~500 word ficlets for the first five people to comment with a short prompt and proof of donation.
Fandoms: Supernatural, True Blood, Avengers (comics), Harry Potter, Y: The Last Man, Buffy/Angel. Other fandoms - ask me, I might be able to provide. ;)
Donation Minimum/Number of items offered: $5