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SPN human AUs
Ok, where's the human AU where the angels are The Angels, a powerful crime family. Castiel and Uriel are mob enforcers, and drive around in a beautifully restored Pontiac GTO, listening to talk radio. Uriel calls in at least twice a day, to harangue the hosts, and to complain about the poor quality of the ads. They don't have a trunk full of weapons, because they don't need that shit. They have tasteful, silenced handguns (not too big, not too small), and failing that, Uriel's got his hands and Castiel has his garrote. Sam and Dean are cops (or maybe Feds!) and they convince Castiel to turn state's evidence.
Must include: Bela as a charmingly amoral thief! Meg, enforcer for a rival family! Vice cop Ruby, who's infiltrating the police force on the family's orders! Bobby as an angry police captain! Hendricksen as himself! Police lieutenant Ellen, and rookie cop Jo! Raphael, Gabriel and Michael! Other cool stuff!
Also, seriously? What's with the hopeless-nerd!Castiel who inhabits most of these stories? Can I get a little badassery? Maybe the fencing team, or an FBI profiler, obsessed doctor to Dean's EMT? Just something other than apologetically nerdy, too cute for Cute Overload, socially awkward Castiel.
Must include: Bela as a charmingly amoral thief! Meg, enforcer for a rival family! Vice cop Ruby, who's infiltrating the police force on the family's orders! Bobby as an angry police captain! Hendricksen as himself! Police lieutenant Ellen, and rookie cop Jo! Raphael, Gabriel and Michael! Other cool stuff!
Also, seriously? What's with the hopeless-nerd!Castiel who inhabits most of these stories? Can I get a little badassery? Maybe the fencing team, or an FBI profiler, obsessed doctor to Dean's EMT? Just something other than apologetically nerdy, too cute for Cute Overload, socially awkward Castiel.