phrases I'm sick of

[schmevil]

"Sex on ___" Especially 'a stick'.

"Death on ___" A horse, ha ha. FUCK.

"Bottomed out." Especially in porn, because really.

"Gamechanger." FUCK YOU HUFFPO FUCK YOU!

"Her lips tasted like ___" and "He smelled like ___" Especially if it's sunshine, home, or love.

Comments

[gloss]

Yes! Particularly the last.

[schmevil]

My favourite is when there's commentary about how the tastes and flavours were arrived at. "Well you know, psychologically, vanilla is soothing homey flavour, so I believe that Misty has dissociated it from it's sexual connotations. For her to experience Colleen's mouth as tasting of vanilla means blah blah, blah blah." (All right, I exaggerated a little, but come on).