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[schmevil]

Today I made GIANT GODDAMN CANDY BROWNIES, and lo, they were tasty. I therefore endorse the making of candy brownies by all and sundry. Candy brownies: not just for kids anymore.

Today I also went into a minute long blackout rage over compact fluorescent light bulbs. Here is the thing: I have replaced my godsbedamned compact fluorescent light bulbs once already this year. Fleeing the six people in the living room watching Criminal Minds, I took my studying to my bedroom, only to find the lights burned out again. WTF COMPACT FLUORESCENT LIGHT BULBS, THIS IS NO KIND OF ECO FRIENDLINESS. My brain went: HISS CRACKLE POP, KILL CRUSH DESTROY. I have no patience for inanimate things. No patience at all.

Today I also continued my streak of crippling writers block. So come on, help a girl out. Hit me with a prompt for a drabble (drabble, I say), so I can attempt to put words to page, and then a whole lot of words to page.

Prompt me with:

any fandom you know me to be interested in
any rating, gen or shipfic
any scenario, the more implausible the better

And I will attempt to write something. Seriously. It has gotten this ridiculous.

Comments

[neotoma]

SPN -- Castiel & Gabriel -- a nest full of hatchlings (robins, angels, alligators, take your pick)

[valtyr]

oh, um. Steve/Tony where Tony introduces Steve to modern candy. Handfeeding a bonus, as is licking chocolate off fingers.

Or for less plausibility, Ultimates wingfic where Steve is secretly so envious of Sam's wings his super-serum responds and grows him a beautiful feathered set.

[valtyr]

Also, I totally get you on rage at inanimate objects. I did terribly violent things to my external hard drive yesterday. (Comics! Vids! Music! All on there and inaccessible. D:)

[waitwait-what.livejournal.com]

takers. gordon/john. living in a house together in st. maarten. having adopted 3-7 homeless jamaican child relatives and then moved islands to be close to the now fully recovered sister but not wanting to deal with the wealth of homophobic fallout to be had in jamaica. baking cookies. helping with homework. tending garden. etc. and just generally being wholly demonstratively in love with each other and their lives now.

how does that sound for a crazy drabble prompt? ;)