I am going to write a MPreg fic in which the impregnated male gives birth, only to freak out and kill the wicked creature who tortured him so. A comedy. *cough*
*grins* And it's not like you'd have to write anything new for them. Just write the MPreg, then keep reprinting it. All you'll have to do is change the names every once in a while. Voldemort/Peter Pettigrew becomes Bush/Blair (for the moments when politics is a hot issue) to Justin Timberlake/some other guy in a boy band (for... the rest of the time).
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If they're offering, I'm there. In a second.
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It cannot fail!
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