I am going to write a MPreg fic in which the impregnated male gives birth, only to freak out and kill the wicked creature who tortured him so. A comedy. *cough*
I think I can safely say that I would offer you my first born child if you were to write Voldemort/Peter Pettigrew MPreg. Oh yes I would. *nods fervently*
Dare I ask where this came from? Or would it result in an untimely and unaffordable increase in my therapy bills?
Well, I'm in two fandoms right now, HP and Smallville. I was reading along in the Smallville Slash Archive when I came across this (http://smallville.slashdom.com/archive/25/cantbe.html) story. This passage was particularly inspiring:
"What gets him through--as it often has in life--is plotting his revenge. The rocks of his campfire are close at hand and will make the perfect weapon. When he gets the chance, whatever is ripping his insides apart is going to pay, big time."
Of course, the author goes for the happy ending (he sees his baby girl and stops planning her death), but think of the potential she wasted right there! *scoffs* Man smacks freak!baby with rocks after giving birth? Now that's where real MPreg is at. ^_-
Honey, you make me so glad I've had a hysterectomy ;)
Have to ask though, if you're in two fandoms... why not have one of the options being a crossover?
Lucius Malfoy & Lionel Luthor would be an interesting combo. Hell, have it an MPREG where the baby is a spore that binds their bodies together for 9 months after one inseminates the other. Siamese twin-Parasitic Baby-MPREG.
God forbid the fandoms that latch on to that idea...
*grins* And it's not like you'd have to write anything new for them. Just write the MPreg, then keep reprinting it. All you'll have to do is change the names every once in a while. Voldemort/Peter Pettigrew becomes Bush/Blair (for the moments when politics is a hot issue) to Justin Timberlake/some other guy in a boy band (for... the rest of the time).
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I think I can safely say that I would offer you my first born child if you were to write Voldemort/Peter Pettigrew MPreg. Oh yes I would. *nods fervently*
Dare I ask where this came from? Or would it result in an untimely and unaffordable increase in my therapy bills?
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"What gets him through--as it often has in life--is plotting his revenge. The rocks of his campfire are close at hand and will make the perfect weapon. When he gets the chance, whatever is ripping his insides apart is going to pay, big time."
Of course, the author goes for the happy ending (he sees his baby girl and stops planning her death), but think of the potential she wasted right there! *scoffs* Man smacks freak!baby with rocks after giving birth? Now that's where real MPreg is at. ^_-
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Have to ask though, if you're in two fandoms... why not have one of the options being a crossover?
Lucius Malfoy & Lionel Luthor would be an interesting combo. Hell, have it an MPREG where the baby is a spore that binds their bodies together for 9 months after one inseminates the other. Siamese twin-Parasitic Baby-MPREG.
God forbid the fandoms that latch on to that idea...
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Oh god... oh god... *dies*
I may just have to do this sometime. :-)
Usually I don't go for the crossover because half your readers won't understand what you're mocking, which just sucks the fun out of the exercise.
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*dies* Have you ever considered working for the National Enquirer? ;)
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If they're offering, I'm there. In a second.
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It cannot fail!
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I just nearly inhaled my sinuses, I'm cackling so hard.
Thank you for that.
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It's not a problem at all and just think: you haven't even read the story yet. -.-
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