I am going to write a MPreg fic in which the impregnated male gives birth, only to freak out and kill the wicked creature who tortured him so. A comedy. *cough*
Well, I'm in two fandoms right now, HP and Smallville. I was reading along in the Smallville Slash Archive when I came across this (http://smallville.slashdom.com/archive/25/cantbe.html) story. This passage was particularly inspiring:
"What gets him through--as it often has in life--is plotting his revenge. The rocks of his campfire are close at hand and will make the perfect weapon. When he gets the chance, whatever is ripping his insides apart is going to pay, big time."
Of course, the author goes for the happy ending (he sees his baby girl and stops planning her death), but think of the potential she wasted right there! *scoffs* Man smacks freak!baby with rocks after giving birth? Now that's where real MPreg is at. ^_-
*grins* And it's not like you'd have to write anything new for them. Just write the MPreg, then keep reprinting it. All you'll have to do is change the names every once in a while. Voldemort/Peter Pettigrew becomes Bush/Blair (for the moments when politics is a hot issue) to Justin Timberlake/some other guy in a boy band (for... the rest of the time).
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"What gets him through--as it often has in life--is plotting his revenge. The rocks of his campfire are close at hand and will make the perfect weapon. When he gets the chance, whatever is ripping his insides apart is going to pay, big time."
Of course, the author goes for the happy ending (he sees his baby girl and stops planning her death), but think of the potential she wasted right there! *scoffs* Man smacks freak!baby with rocks after giving birth? Now that's where real MPreg is at. ^_-
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*dies* Have you ever considered working for the National Enquirer? ;)
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If they're offering, I'm there. In a second.
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It cannot fail!
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