BRILLIANT!

[schmevil]

Ok, I just had the most brilliant of brilliant crossover ideas. 28 Days Later/Harry Potter.

Wait, wait, don't start yelling crazy quite yet. Think about it. Infected!Draco spitting blood all over Hermione and trying to bite Harry. Or perhaps an infected Dobby attacking Dumbledore. The possibilities are myriad and beautiful.

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[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear god. Buckbeak! "Harry, why is this thing looking at me like that? Harry? HARRY?? OH, SWEET JESUS! *mangled screaming*"

Poor Sirius. (Well, he was gonna die anyway...)

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Infected!Grawp.

Nough said.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

"Hermy!"

"Grawp? Is that you, Grawp? What happened to your eyes?"

"HERMY!"

"Oh, god, Harry, help m--ARRGHARRGHARRGHNOOOPLEEEEEASE!!!"

*five minutes later*

"Hermione! Hermione, are you here? It's me, Harry! Oh, there you arRRRGH!!"

And Voldemort lived happily ever after. The end.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Voldemort: "Wormtail! Bring me my slippers."

Pettigrew: *hawk/spit*

Voldemort: *dies*


The end.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Aww...

But... but what if Voldie survived? And he and his fellow surviving Death Eaters came upon a compound in need of evil minions in order to repopulate the Earth? And... and... and...

*pout* My Voldie.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Your evil minion/repopulation idea has merit. Develop it further. *cracks whip*

[swanswan.livejournal.com]

Aw. Can we have Harry and Jim (Cillian Murphy) fall in love at the end? They can move into Hogwarts with Sirius and Remus after finding an antidote for both the rage thing and the werewolf thing and re-decorate the whole place with pretty new curtains.

Yes.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

No, sorry. Sushi's idea is just too brilliant to ignore.

Also? *HATE HATE HATE*

If they're bloody curtains, symbolizing all they have lost, they can stay.

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

Only if Harry can have a threesome with Selena and Hannah after a pseudo-incestuous meeting with Dumbledore.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Pseudo-incestuous meeting?

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

...Uh.

Maybe it's just me. But you didn't notice the whole undercurrent in the movie in which Jim searches for a father? Even saying 'Night, Dad' to Frank? Then you have the whole subtext with West that's both homoerotic and incestuous?

Er. Yeah. Must be just me.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Oooh.

*facepalm*

I thought we were talking about incest subtex in HP. No, I got that and yes. Pseudo-incestuous meeting all the way.

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

Well, supplant Jim with Harry and... Dumbledore sort of ends up like West.

Except that sort of makes Hagrid Frank. Which is a little disturbing.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Oh ye gods. More than a little disturbing.

Dumbledore: "I promised them women."

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

...You know, it gets even worse if you cast the Order in the roles of West's men.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Shacklebolt likes 'em young.

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

I can't decide if Ron is Hannah or Selena.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Well, young!Hermione was prone to panicking and she seems to be getting colder with age, so I say she's Hannah. drugged-amoral!Hermione.

Ron has that temper and the ability to write people off. Plus? Machete-wielding Ron would be amusing. Of course, this means we get Harry/Ron, but I can live with that. *sigh*

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

*screams in terror*

I'm already terrified and intrigued. More terrified than anything else. Eep!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on! It's the good kind of terror. :)

[pink-twilight17.livejournal.com]

LOL, nice idea, but also, quite a bit disturbing! :P